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198kHz
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Ironic product labelling

SWMBO won a raffle prize today - a bottle-sized wine glass.

IME people who drink a whole bottle of wine don't usually bother with a glass. Roll eyes

 

Img_2550.jpgDrink responsibly? Yeah right!

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Re: Ironic product labelling

Just as well it wasn't a year's supply of Brown Paper Bags!

Minivanman
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Well I can quite easily polish off a bottle on my own but it would always go into a generous sized glass first, but one that size has to be a joke... which of course it is. Tongue

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Bottle? Glass?

I thought those box things with the convenient nozzle were for one person! Shocked

(One person who knows nothing about wine. . .)

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Funny

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Yes, sleeping pills always come with a warning that they may cause drowsiness, and also "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery".

I'm on a small dose of an antihypertensive, and it comes with a warning that it may cause low blood pressure.

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Ha Ha! but the next to last really should pride of place!

Label: Ask a doctor before use if you have difficulty urinating due to an enlarged prostate.
Product: Midol Menstrual Complete

Sound advice from Merck. But should sufferers of premenstrual syndrome really lose sleep over enlarged prostates?

Funny

Though in this transgender age, I'm not so sure.UndecidedRoll eyes

No one has to agree with my opinion, but in the time I have left a miracle would be nice.
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Yes, a bit like those (unisex) medical forms at Occupational Health, the dentist's etc. that keep asking me if I'm pregnant.

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@Luzern 

Not so sure that gender reassignment surgery can provide one with a womb and the other with a prostate just quite yet, but give it time. Wink

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@wotsup 

Almost as stupid as those who buy cigarettes despite the label saying the product will kill them. Wink