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Informative Sign

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Informative Sign

Another one for our funny signs section.
Apologies in advance for the naughty word if it offends.
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198kHz
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Re: Informative Sign

Grin  Good one artmo.
Here's a canine one -
Not young enough to know everything
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LOL Grin
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Good one 4Candles, like it Smiley Smiley  and I didn't know animals could read.
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LOL to both... Smiley
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Re: Informative Sign

The old ones are the best (or  Worse)
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198kHz
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Think I'd prefer the fine!  Grin
Then there are the confusing ones...
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Nice one ASBO DOG.  Wonder if they ever collect the fine Grin
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My friend, who retired from nursing a couple of years ago, received a letter from the nursing registration authority last week about the potential swine flu epidemic and the need for additional staff to deal with it.
The letter said that they had used the most up-to-date database but there was also a sentence something like 'if you are dead, then we apologise to your relatives/next of kin'.   Huh
Denzil
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The New Scientist used to have a section at the back for people to write in about that sort of thing. Things like, "Read manual before opening box", when the manual is inside the box.
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...or 'Your modem needs drivers to get it working. Please download the latest drivers from..........' Roll eyes
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@ shutter, which poster?, I liked the Water Cress one, they need you in a gents Urinal