Inappropriate headlines.

[#1]

How's this for one in our local rag "
Family threatened with tools by masked burglars
"?

Can anyone better that?

[#2]

Maybe I am missing something here but what is inappropriate about it?

[#3]

Well, as I see it,.... it was inappropriate of the burglars, to threaten the family.........

[#4]

Nothing specific, but pretty much every daily mail is blown out of proportion and inappropriate!!

[#5]

Ahhhh but Luzern said the headline was inappropriate not the contents of the report

He also said it was in his local rag so that eliminates the DM.

[#6]

How about the Matlock Mercury?

http://www.matlockmercury.co.uk/news/revealed-the-derbyshire-mps-voters-would-most-like-to-have-sex-...

They've also got http://www.matlockmercury.co.uk/news/column-it-s-time-to-talk-about-suicide-1-8324744

[#7]

@Luzern

Sounds fine by me, what lines are you reading between?

[#8]

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shutter wrote:

Well, as I see it,.... it was inappropriate of the burglars, to threaten the family.........

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with their tools

Oh Mabel, they really had me trembling!

@Mav With it now?

[#9]

"the burglars threaten the family with their tools" or, "the family threatened with tools by burglars [sic]"

Which one is it? Sounds like 'eat shoots and leaves to me' - and a zero tolerance to structure. Christ on a bike jumping a light.... again!