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If you're taking your Granny on hol to Ibiza....

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If you're taking your Granny on hol to Ibiza....

.... why not start the trip in one of these? It will keep her quiet for the rest of the week!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyeqeqSNSgQ

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Re: If you're taking your Granny on hol to Ibiza....

Well it would take a week to clean and de-stink the plane afterwards!

Impressive though Thumbs_Up

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Re: If you're taking your Granny on hol to Ibiza....

And if you do take your Granny to Ibiza make sure you remember to take her home unlike that american couple who left a very confused relative here.

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Re: If you're taking your Granny on hol to Ibiza....

Was that the chap with dementia?

What a sad story that was. Sad

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Re: If you're taking your Granny on hol to Ibiza....

... and for the return trip arrive in at London City airport in a BAe-146. The approach angle is steeper than most airports and you have water either side of the wings as you land. It feels almost like a Military landing. Great for a nervous Gran. Just don't tell her how short the runway is compared to Heathrow. The BAe-146 needs 997 of the 1199 Metres runway length to land.

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Re: If you're taking your Granny on hol to Ibiza....

Indeed, I flew into there last year on my way back from Brittany and crikey, it was steep - I'm sure I was putting my foot on the brake!

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Re: If you're taking your Granny on hol to Ibiza....

It's 1350 metres according to this captain, and she only uses about half of it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S8bjpHLzog