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If it's yellow let it mellow..

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If it's yellow let it mellow..

I read on the BBC News web site that the Southern drought has spread to Yorkshire. Do you guys have enough water for your teapots still?
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Re: If it's yellow let it mellow..

If you let it mellow 'cos it's Yellow, it will Smello !
I now flush every time I pee, the bathroom, and upstairs smells much fresher now.
Especially overnight.
Have you noticed ?
Not a massive smell, just enough to notice the difference.
Only costs 1p per flush.
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Re: If it's yellow let it mellow..

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I read on the BBC News web site that the Southern drought has spread to Yorkshire. Do you guys have enough water for your teapots still?

Yes...
And our hosepipes, and our swimming pools, and our sprinklers.

As Frank from Shameless said, we live in bl***y Manchester, and they want to charge us for Water !
If those Southerners try to nick our water, cut off their Broadband !
They'd never get past Border Control with their bowsers anyway.
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Re: If it's yellow let it mellow..

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Only costs 1p per flush.

...or 1 flush per pee
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Re: If it's yellow let it mellow..

Watch out for the Black Eyed Pees.
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Re: If it's yellow let it mellow..

I guess the southerners will just have to use Evian to flush if we can't nick the water from the Norf.
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Re: If it's yellow let it mellow..

It's Buxton water up 'ere, and it's free if you go to the source, where it's free so long as you have a container.
Many do.
http://www.letsgo-buxton.co.uk/buxton-water-c41.html


Oops I've let the secret out, there'll be hoards of Southerners turning up in their cars with empty bottles !!
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Re: If it's yellow let it mellow..

Southerners? Malvern would be nearer -
Not young enough to know everything