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I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

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I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

Time for yoga? I'll pop down to Tesco:
Supermarket to introduce classes alongside gyms and cookery lessons in stores revamp

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387269/Time-yoga-Ill-pop-Tesco-Supermarket-introduce-classe...
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

I've been surprised for sometime that the likes of Tesco don't have creché areas to dump the kids....with a mini bar for the dads.
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

They should put on some family entertainment, perhaps some alternative regional dancing.
A few ideas -
    Pole dancers from Poland,
    Lap dancers from Lapland.
Unfortunately I can't find what dancing people do in Phuket !  Crazy
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

If it is anything like my local Tesco they should offer Trolley Driving lessons. Most folk are either lethal or obstructive in their use of these metal wire torture devices.
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

I think the experience of shopping in supermarkets would be improved considerably if the hoards of SCREAMING children and CRYING babies, particularly in the school holidays, were issued with compulsory duct tape.
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

You mean the same Tesco that also sells cigarettes and cheap booze?
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

In the current heatwave, Tesco should have another attempt at this -
Tesco lays bare plans for shoppers' nudist night
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

Quote from: purleigh
In the current heatwave, Tesco should have another attempt at this -
Tesco lays bare plans for shoppers' nudist night

Unexpected Object in Bagging Area? Huh
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

Unexpected bag in bagging area, surely?
Mind, thinking about it, if they were that low ...  Shocked
... Tesco nudist shopping would add a whole new meaning to Swinger's Party.
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

Not sure I'd then want to walk down the frozen food isles Cheesy
Plus some of the sites you'd see while people bend down to get things from the lower shelves just don't bear thinking about Shocked

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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

Quote from: purleigh
In the current heatwave, Tesco should have another attempt at this -
Tesco lays bare plans for shoppers' nudist night

Shocked I don't think I'll ever look at their cucumbers and bananas the same way again lol
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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

...or melons Cheesy

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Re: I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !

I only went to Tesco's for a Yoghurt, and came out Cream Crackered !
Was I bit too obtuse, thinking outside the box, with the title ?
I went in for a Yoghurt, was diverted to Yoga, and came out tired !!
All food references.

Perhaps I should have mentioned Yogi Bare, doing Yoga undressed ?