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I nearly wet myself laughing....
13-02-2018 8:23 PM
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I then asked (I hadn't really thought this through, so on the spot blurted out) "are you a lesbian?".
Well, her reply had me rolling on the floor. If you want to know what she said, try asking her, hopefully she will give the same answer I got.
An impressive piece of programming.
Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
13-02-2018 8:32 PM
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Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
13-02-2018 8:39 PM
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If you ask Cortana she will reply " I'm digital "
Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
13-02-2018 10:37 PM
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Was thinking about asking SWIMBO but decied not to
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Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 12:59 AM - edited 14-02-2018 1:03 AM
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Well I had to call Sky a few days ago.
Automated systems were a nightmare, I hate the ones where you have to speak into the phone rather than push a button. I hate those.
Got the patronsing, "Did you know, you can go on-line". Yes I do Sky but what I am asking you about I can't.
Hence the call.
At one point I had to answer a question saying "No" and after about 3-4 times it actually worked. Though I had to shout "No" quite loudly through their broken system.
At least I was at home dealing with this, not in public else I would have gotten some funny looks.
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I often answer the questions with gibberish. Eventually it says it is having problems and will put me through to an advisor. Why not do that in the first place
Moderator's note by Adie (Dvorak): Full quote of preceding post removed as per the forum rules
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Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 1:33 AM
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Yeah the old slience trick, then it asks you to press the # to listen to the options, repeat slience trick a few more times.
Then you've got two possibile options:
If the call software is nasty it will cut you off.
Otherwise if not so nasty it will put you through to a human being. Give that 10 mins
Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 7:24 AM - edited 14-02-2018 7:27 AM
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I've asked the synthetic woman inside my phone before "What are you wearing?", and she just replies with "My birthday suit", she must be cold in there...
Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 8:19 AM
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Anyone remember Jess?
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Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 9:39 AM
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I don’t know what response you get from other devices, but if you ask Alexa this:
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You get a rather interesting answer.
Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 9:43 AM
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@Mav Jess was fun to chat too gave some interesting answers
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Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 7:13 PM
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You should try Eliza, computer therapist
It's a program which imitates a psychiatrist (written in the 1960's).
"In The Beginning Was The Word, And The Word Was Aardvark."
Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 7:17 PM
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Re: I nearly wet myself laughing....
14-02-2018 7:23 PM
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Hello, I am Eliza.
* why do should I try Eliza, computer therapist?
> Does that question interest you?
"In The Beginning Was The Word, And The Word Was Aardvark."
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