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I'm going to be homeless!

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I'm going to be homeless!

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Eviction Notification,
Be advised that you must exit the occupied premises
until March 05, 2014 or be forcibly removed!
Any resistance will be met with strict legal sanctions
or forcible removal of your family from your home.
Find a copy of the vacate notice in the attachment to this notification.
Court representative,
Lucas WONG

I'd better open the attached zip to see what the eviction notice says.
jelv (a.k.a Spoon Whittler)
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TORPC
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Re: I'm going to be homeless!

Looks like Lucas has got the  WONG tenant  Cheesy Roll eyes
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Re: I'm going to be homeless!

That's strange. I looked out of my window this morning and notices 5 families on my road stood on the pavement surrounded by all their possessions.
I thought they were going on holiday Undecided
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TORPC
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Re: I'm going to be homeless!

I wonder if they were all given the WONG eviction notices
TimeRider
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Re: I'm going to be homeless!

Quote from: Strat
That's strange. I looked out of my window this morning and notices 5 families on my road stood on the pavement surrounded by all their possessions.
I thought they were going on holiday Undecided

Made me LOL Smiley
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Re: I'm going to be homeless!

Quote from: jelv

I'd better open the attached zip to see what the eviction notice says.

I just got a zip through the post from ebay... should I open it?
TimeRider
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Re: I'm going to be homeless!

No need guys, The good lord has looked upon us and brought us together - Simply forward me your ebay/paypal passwords/details and I'll sort it out for you. If you give me your bank details and password we can put the monies straight into your account, saving you the effort of opening the .zip. Optionally (but advised) give me your email username/password and I can send you an email immediatley that the funds have cleared...
Disclaimer: PLEASE DON'T SENT ME YOUR STUFF, lol
dick:quote
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Re: I'm going to be homeless!

No... Really.... I DID get a zip, in the post... from Ebay.....  I ordered it... LOL ! ! !
Devonian
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Re: I'm going to be homeless!

Well I must have all the luck!
I was offered a job... my mind must be going though, because I don't remember applying for it!

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