I know it's early but....

[#1]

Just bought our Christmas tree from the local farmers market and the young man said if I gave it plenty of light and water he would even and come and take it away for me come January. 

[#2]

He's taken you for a dope. 

[#3]

Not really, it only cost me a fiver!

[#4]

Hope it doesn't catch fire or we'll not see you back on the forum until April.

[#5]

Gives a whole new meaning to high days and holidays.  

[#6]

The tree that comes with its own pot.

[#7]

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@Minivanman wrote:

...the young man said if I gave it plenty of light and water he would even and come and take it away for me come January. 

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Ah, I see, so it's a joint enterprise.

[#8]

This thread needs its own #hashtag

[#9]

Someone has just turned up with some flashing blue lights for our new tree. What a lovely community this is! 

[#10]

I bet the neighbours will like the smell of that tree.

Looks a bit, 'weedy' to me.

[#11]

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@Minivanman wrote:

Someone has just turned up with some flashing blue lights for our new tree. What a lovely community this is! 

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Seems you've been grassed up.