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Well one thing I am at good at, is women social distancting from me.
I would laugh if it weren't true. Oh Well.
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@Alex  I don't think it's you. 🤔 You just need to find some less fussy women Wink

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My missus caught me with a blow up doll!😟. 'Huh, she said,"another sex partner you're going to let down."' Funny 

 

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I am sure it was on BBC News recently (but I can't find it).

A man had to go to hosptial as he inserted his downstairs region *cough* into a beehive.

Errrm, not the brightest spark in world is he? Well that is one way of getting a buzz out of something isn't it 😀

Personally, I would prefer a woman to handle my downstairs region not bees. Ouch.

Sorry I will shut up there before I get told off 🤐

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@Alex Beehive yourself. Shocked

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@Alex 

I assume that he asked the doctors to take away the pain but leave the swelling!

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Unfortunately I didn't have a camera to hand when I saw a maintenance services van in Ireland with the  signwriting:

 

23½ HOUR EMERGENCY CALLOUT

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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In Retrospect if in 2015 you had been asked 'what will you be doing in five years  time' I bet you wouldnt have got close to the right answer.🤣

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It's the way they have this big debate on the subject of masks wearing in the USA.

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