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@Alex wrote:

Told me of a site called Cat Scan, where people would scan their cats on their scanner and post them.


I thought the idea of scanning is that you don't need to post the poor animal as well.  😉

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"I have an intern joke and it.... never mind"

Monica Lewensky on Twitter earlier. 😛


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I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny - you couldn't swing a cat in there.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Maybe my Lewensky joke needed to be in context.

She was replying to somebody who said something to the effect that he had a Charles Manson joke and it was a killer, so her's was that she had an Intern joke and it.....

I suppose you had to be there, as Clinton might have said. 

😋


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We've all been been here though. I know I have.  😊

https://www.facebook.com/bbccomedy/videos/714782169095594/?t=159


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A couple of examples from my flawed  logic during my youth :

Rushing to finish watering the garden with the hosepipe before I got soaked in the pouring rain.

Putting my foot down to get to the garage before the car ran out of petrol.

There's probably a lot more which I choose not to remember....

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I remember meeting a friend who worked opposite my office.

So I used the gents (as you do), which is really clean and tidy. I noticed there was a bit of paper left on the side. I honestly didn't look at it.

Went back to his office, near opposite.

Me: "Someone has left a bit of paper in the toilet".
Him: "Oh [-Censored-]".

Me (thinking) "Weird - what is all that about?".

Turned out he had printed off an explict image of a woman and was concerned someone would find it.

No prizes for guessing what he did in the toilet - and I'd better leave it there.

Funny thouugh.

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Could have been worse and a picture of something other than a woman, but I'll leave it there as well. 😉 


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I know what you mean.

How am I going to put this without being told off?

My sysadmin friend found a picture of a guy with his arm around another guy, both naked. Not my cup of tea. Showed me. 

He also found a topless photo of a girl who worked on reception, and kept going on about what a *nice upstairs region she has* (cough).

Me: "You showed me the photo of that guy, I would have liked to had seen the photo of the girl from reception".

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Maybe he was just checking you out Alex. 😆

Gotta be careful, "there's a lot of it about" as my old Dad used to say and as Bernard (Right said Fred) Cribbins used to sing. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FDdDhmKuE


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Well I know my sexual preference (as the PC term says).
Bit of a clue it is not men, and I am not homophoic either. 

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Another one was when I was at an airport and I got a search and a guy brushed my downstairs region.
I didn't like that. I cringed.

Also, I flew from Edinburgh airport and what I can say. There was a rather attrative lady on security. I kept looking at her and thinking "Don't stare at her too much Alex, it will make you look suspicious". So I got through no problem.

I wouldn't have minded had she done that.

Right sorry, I will (try and) shut up. 😀

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@Alex My first place of work, was a very male-dominated factory, with high-cisterns in the gents loos.

Back in the day, Girlie magazines were common and sold in (I think) every newsagent and not even on a top-shelf!

It was quite common to see such reading materials, left of the top of the cisterns.

The loo Cleaner, would replace them all with religious reading matter and then sell the Girlie magazines for half-price.Roll_eyes

 

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Hale & Pace were ahead of their time as this social distancing bar fight shows 🙂

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