One of the ones I had, and this has actually happened to me.
Years ago I went to Ibiza with two other people, the flight home was something like 11:30am.
The clubs there stay open until silly o'clock. One of the people we had to go home with was well under the weather, as he bowled in about 5am - now he clearly hadn't been drinking diet cokes or light ales that night. In a bad way big time.
Me to My Friend: "How are we going to get him home in his state?".
Friend: "I don't know? If he doesn't get allowed on the plane I am still going to go. Would you?"
Me: "I don't know .. we need to hide what a state he is in?".
As we checked in, he could barely walk. I've pulled him to one side and said "We're about to check in, don't say anything". Well actually I didn't say that. Just think of a lot more a sweary version of that and you'll understand what I mean.
We check in, no problem.
Still well under the weather, and fortunately we were walking to the metal detectors but not quite there yet. So he shouts out:
"Is this where they check us for bombs?".
So more swear words from me, had to pull him to one side and I told him to 'shut up' (think of a more sweary version of that).
We were lucky no-one heard it, no trouble on the flight home.
Oh well, wasn't funny at the time but at least I can laugh at it now.
