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@Jonpe Which 'experts' though? They seem to crawl out of a lot of holes.

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Back on topic - the James Atherton pub in New Brighton, Merseyside, has got a new name😄

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.... and staying on topic with breaking news:

In line with the policy of introducing a 'circuit break', sometime next week the entire United Kingdom will be turned off for one minute and then switched back on again.

Why didn't we think of that sooner? 😅

 


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Before find success in Hollywood as an incredible

actor, Peter Dinklage sold guitar picks.

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Just started a job making plastic Dracula figures, but there's only two of us on the production line, so I'm having to make every second count.

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Alcohol  will not solve your problems......then again neither will milk!!!!Funny

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To validate my certificate of existence; here you are!

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No one has to agree with my opinion, but in the time I have left a miracle would be nice.
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Coming soon to a supermarket near you, extra long Christmas crackers.

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@Minivanman 

Pre-release example; this is a noto scale representation.

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@Luzern 

How's this for a Christmas cracker. 😋

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@Minivanman  A cracker worth pulling; pulling the lady in half, definitely not vanishing, as my image did.xmas craca.jpg

 

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@Luzern 

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"That's a cracker!" 


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