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Xbox conversations can be quite interesting......

Toe-eyed cabbage?

 

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My most useless purchase in 2019 was a 2020 Year Planner.

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@Leapy, re. the last cartoon in your post No. 136:  For men at least I thought it was just a question of dropping your trousers and checking for the amount (or lack) of skin in a certain area.

Are you saying that heaven has gone digital and forgotten to tell us?  I suppose that's why the ISP called Demon is no longer to be seen.

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It can't be heaven - the gatekeeper is using a Mac. 😉

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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@198kHz wrote:

 - the gatekeeper is using a Mac. 😉


That's because Steve Jobs got there before Bill Gates.

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I said to a friend of mine:

Me: "Well with all this social distancing, I seem to have had that effect on women for all of my life. I've not noticed any difference".

Me: "You've got to wear a face mask". "I wonder if you you could get away with a gimp mask". 😁

(Yes, I know what they are and no I don't own one, not my bag).

You'd either look like you're commiting an armed robbery or into something else. Nope, I haven't done either.

Just the not being able to breathe part does my head in, as I said you don't exactly need a Biology degree to work out it is quite important for "Staying Alive". As the Bee Gees once said.

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Another one:

Mouse found on Mars.

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Another one from my friends on phone chat:
(No mods I am not going to avoid the swear filter here, so don't tell me off).

"So my misses left about 10 bags of dog [-Censored-] on path in garden for 5 days whilst it was baking hot".
"Just noticed there's about 500 maggots bursting out the bin".

"The Amazon delivery driver is in for a treat when they shimmy past my bin to the front door to drop my parcels off tomorrow".

Sorry but I love it 😀