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Moderators Note: Political post removed.


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Suspect: I ain't coming out..
Officer: OK, send in the werewolf.
Suspect: Wait what?!!
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A White Horse walks into a bar, and the Barman says "bloody hell, we have a Whisky named after you!"

The White horse says "what, Eric?"


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As the barman served the horse a pint, a penguin rushed in, breathless and in a panic.

"Have you seen my brother?" he shouted in desperation.

"Don't think so", said the barman, "What does he look like?"

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Snail goes into a Police Station.

Snail: "I've just been robbed in the street by a slug"

Police: "Can you describe the slug"

Snail: "Not really, it all happened so fast"

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What do you call a judge with no fingers?

 

Justice thumbs.

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The neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.

I've been a customer for 8 years, and had no idea he was a barber.

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@dvorak 

Re: Removal of my post because it was 'political'

Really? 

*sigh* 


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What did Kermit say when he got to the top of the hill?

A muppet….

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Rare photo of first mobile phone. 😅

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Our son has just got a fabulous new pet dog. It does magic tricks!

It's a labracadabradoodle!

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Who's first mobile wasn't like this?

Nope I didn't do the shouting thing, but how many people have not been on public transport and heard someone doing so? 😛

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Never had one in the early days but do remember those that did would make sure you knew they had one with those sideways (look at me) glances and the leaving of phones on the desk in front for all to see and yes, they would talk loud into them as well.

Our area manger had one of the first car phones (with those spiral aerials) and can recall him "just phoning the office" to say he was on his way.  He was less that half a mile. 

I was just happy with having my pager.... except when I had to go a find a bloody phone box when it beeped! 

Back to humour. 🙂

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@Minivanman wrote:

... and can recall him "just phoning the office" to say he was on his way.  He was less that half a mile. 

We had a teacher (female), who lived literally around the corner (about 60 yds from the school), but would drive to work every day!  If we'd had mobiles in those days, she'd probably have phoned to say she was on her way.

I was just happy with having my pager.... except when I had to go a find a bloody phone box when it beeped! 🙂

Back in the 90s one of my (female) colleagues got herself a pager and you had to call a certain number and dictate a message to a real human being who'd type it into the system and it would be displayed as scrolling text on the pager (I think).  She asked another colleague (male) to test it; he sent the following message: "You are a very naughty girl and I'm going to smack your bottom."  The woman he had to dictate the message to had probably heard it all before I imagine, at least she didn't react in any way to the content.

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Sounds like your colleage rung a different number to the pager one, and I'd better say no more. 😄