How would you deal with the Somali Pirates?
Well if I were American I'd attempt to bomb them in Somali, but probably miss and end up flattening Ethiopia or Kenya instead 
As they don't hurt anyone and are nice to their hostages and give the stuff back after a randsom has been paid (according to the Metro this morning), it's just like a tax.
We get robbed every day by Her Majestys Government and no one seems to bother...
As they don't hurt anyone and are nice to their hostages and give the stuff back after a randsom has been paid (according to the Metro this morning), it's just like a tax.
We get robbed every day by Her Majestys Government and no one seems to bother...
As an experienced Pirate.... I would easily fool you..... I would buy myself a Fast Patrol Boat, from some cash strapped navy, give it a coat of camoflage paint, put some nice big black pennant numbers on the side, fly an american flag, (or something that looked like an american flag through a telescope) then approach you with my guns pointing at you, saying I am going to inspect your papers. My crew would obviously have on some sort of Naval Uniform, similar to the Yanks or Brits, so you would feel quite safe....... Until..... I get up on your bridge, courteously ask for the papers, then bring out my cutlass and demand the crew obey my commands on pain of death. 
