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How not to practice safe sex...

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How not to practice safe sex...

Naked British woman, 49, left dangling from balcony of Spanish holiday flat after tumbling over rail...
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A British woman was left dangling naked, upside down, in the stairwell of a Spanish hotel block - after she tumbled over a handrail while having sex with her husband.

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She was only saved from smashing into the marble floor below after her right ankle became trapped between two bars as she fell.

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A police spokesman said: 'Her good luck was that getting her leg caught stopped her from falling. Her bad luck was that she broke her ankle, was naked and couldn't get free.

That last comment made me laugh.

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Re: How not to practice safe sex...

It was ok - she was on the pill.
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Re: How not to practice safe sex...

The mind boggles Crazy
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Re: How not to practice safe sex...

This has to have the makings of a 'Pun of the Year' winner.

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Re: How not to practice safe sex...

I have heard of taking precautions but not usually a safety net  Grin
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Re: How not to practice safe sex...

keeping one jump - a head - ?
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Re: How not to practice safe sex...

One wife who's husband pushed her just a bit too far.

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Re: How not to practice safe sex...

yes, yes, yes, yes, aaaagh  Cheesy
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She finished up downstairs......but that's another story  Grin
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It was so passionate that it turned her world upside down  Cool
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Could have made the earth move for her had she fallen Grin
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Wot?  No pic?    Sad
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She was obviously madly in love and fell for her husband in a big way  Cheesy

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You could say she fell head over heels for him - or maybe that should be head over ankles Wink Wink
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Stairway to heaven?