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How many men to change a lightbulb? (No, this isn't full of jokes)

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How many men to change a lightbulb? (No, this isn't full of jokes)

Now.. you've got all the way to the top.. wouldn't you be mighty p*ss*d if you dropped the spare bulb?  Cheesy  Wink  Shocked
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Re: How many men to change a lightbulb?

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb - none, it's a hardware problem  Crazy
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Re: How many men to change a lightbulb?

There are any number of website with these jokes, but one of my favorites computer related is:
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness (TM) to be the new industry standard.

Here's at least one link, there are hundreds more: http://www.twisted.dk/light.htm


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Re: How many men to change a lightbulb?

@OP  Scary video - I've never experienced vertigo sat in front of a PC before.  Shocked
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No me neither. I was clinching the chair when the fella is almost at the top, takes on hand and foot off the ladder and scratches his leg  Shocked
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Re: How many men to change a lightbulb?

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It is one thing climbing up the inside of the tower. Then he climbs up the outside and you assume he is at the top, yet he has another 60-odd feet to climb!
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I'll be honest, I thought this thread was going to be series of light bulb jokes,,,that was until taking a look at the link.
There is no power on earth that would induce me do that job, I get light-headed on a step-stool.
I wonder if the engineers are red-Indians (native Americans) many used to construct the high-steel of sky-scrapers, as certain "tribes" seemed to have no fear of heights whatsoever, wandering around on crane slung girders as most people walk on a wide street.
I sincerely hope they are paid shed loads of money for doing it. However I wonder what their life-assurance premiums are like.
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Quote from: Petlew
I'll be honest, I thought this thread was going to be series of light bulb jokes,,,that was until taking a look at the link.

Ok I've modded the title of the topic!
I think in reality if I was paid a shed load of money I'd probably be game.. I reckon its one of those jobs that once you're used to it, its probably second nature.
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