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Hope you all had a good christmas....

mcgurka
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Hope you all had a good christmas....

and best wishes to all for 2008!
8 hours to go... according to MTV Dance anyway....
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Bob_Milton
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

How do you get a Highlander onto the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
mcgurka
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

ha! I cant say ive heard that one before!
Im not from the highlands of scotland (compared to anywhere in  england I am), but my flatmate Huntly is (fort william)... he is now in stiches... got anymore?
Bob_Milton
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

One for Mcgurka then----
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.
The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and screams at the bartender. "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch."
The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch.
The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar. "This is only 6-year-old scotch. I won't pay for this, and I insist on, a good, 12-year-old scotch.
The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.
The man sips the drink and says, "Now that's more like it."
An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entire episode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass down in front of him and asks, "What do you think of this?"
The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust, violently spits out the liquid yelling "Why, this tastes like p***," to which the old drunk replies,
"That's right, now tell me how old I am."
Bob_Milton
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

Another Huh
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!" "You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 pence."
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

I object to this line of reasoning.
Yorkshiremen are far and away more 'careful' with their cash than anyone North of the Border.
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mcgurka
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

Shocked I resent that!
Tis true though...
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

Best wishes to all for 2008!
3 hours to go
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This poor fella with his pencil is going to be busy at midnight Cheesy
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mcgurka
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

whyat a night!
just back from being out in dundee, met soo mnay of my customers, boutght them all a drink or two, to be nice!
And now ttehre seems to eb a party at the flat... oh the joys...
Oh well! Hope it aall went with a bang for people! and of oocurse theh achol was flowing a plenty!
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According to lapses in your normally impeccable spelling and grammar you had an excellent Hogmanay Cheesy
Happy 2008
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mcgurka
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Re: Hope you all had a good christmas....

Oh honestly, it really was... drunk a pint of water before bed, and im all fine today!
If I'm working at PN next new year, the customer new years party is being suggested... nobody can party quite like the customers!
I'm going to try and find some photos, I know someone had a camera Tongue
Hope you had an excellent new year as well strat!
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