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Here's one I just made up.

geewizz
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Here's one I just made up.

A man walked into the chemist's shop and strode up to the counter with blood running down from his matted hair.
He slammed a fake turd onto the counter and glared at the chemist.
"You told me to use a damned rough, sham pooh!"
23 REPLIES
Community Veteran
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Registered: 11-08-2007

Re: Here's one I just made up.

ho....ho.....ho.  Cheesy
geewizz
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

I didn't promise any particular level of quality. Wink
Community Veteran
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

not to worry.  i didn't expect any. Tongue
brad
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

Oh dear - that's worse than one of Jameseh's!  Tongue
James
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

What's brown and green and runs round a garden?
firefly2
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

@ james..
a fence Huh Undecided
a wall runs round mine. but hey ho
Plusnet Alumni (retired) orbrey
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

What's green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
Highlight for answer.
James
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

Quote from: firefly2
@ james..
a fence Huh Undecided

It was actually a hedge Tongue
craigyoung
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Registered: 06-09-2007

Re: Here's one I just made up.

What's pink and hangs out your underpants?
Your mum.
firefly2
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

@ orbrey
a sick parrot  Grin
on the other hand it could be a grass snake that has lost its way Roll eyes
Plusnet Alumni (retired) orbrey
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

@firefly2
Close, but no cigar - try highlighting the whole of the post, the answer is hidden in there (cunningly disguised in white, hence the need to highlight.... I'm lucky it wasn't on a grey background, that'd have been a lot of trial and error)
Plusnet Help Team
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

How do you confuse people for hours?


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 Chris Parr
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

By playing silly so and so's with the formatting
pierre_pierre
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Re: Here's one I just made up.

you point to a dustbin full of forks and tell an link:censored man to take his pick
Moderators note by James_G : Removed Racist comment.  Tongue