Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realised he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course, said the teacher, but be quick.
Five minutes later Billy returned, looking frustrated and a bit embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.
The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked if he'd be able to find it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way.
Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher, "I still can't find it".
Frustrated, the teacher asked Little Johnny, a boy who has been at the school longer, to help him find the bathroom.
So, Little Johnny and Billy go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Little Johnny, "Well, did you find it"?
Little Johnny is quick with his reply, "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards!".
