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Minivanman
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Next time you go into the Office say out loud"

"OK, Which one of you took my Office CD?"

Wait while everyone looks at each other then say:

"I'll find out, you have my Word!"

 

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Excellent

Let's hope he has Access to more information and a brighter Outlook😁

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Minivanman
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You'd have to be PC about it and not criticise the office CD for wanting to wear heels to work.

He has rights y'know. 😛

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Boris is to re-indroduce "Le Droit de Seigneur".

He is quoted as decaring,  "Next I have Cummings to get rid of,"

No one has to agree with my opinion, but in the time I have left a miracle would be nice.
Minivanman
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Cummings and goings you mean?

I doubt that very much unless he wants to.

A guy like him will know where all the bodies are buried and what screts are hidden. 

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@Minivanman  This thread is meant to be humorous: at least I thought it was. But, no! Here we have the ugly head of politics raised.🙄

No one has to agree with my opinion, but in the time I have left a miracle would be nice.
Minivanman
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@Luzern 

How was your post humorous?

Obviously I missed something as I thought you had posted in the wrong place - not that it matters. 😐

 

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With the coming of old age, you will know all the answers, but nobody will the questions any more.

And with the coming of old age, you may one day find a suppository in one ear.

At that moment, ypu will realise where your hearing aid is.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires an algorithm.