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Luzern
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@nozzer wrote:

Who is the most famous ant scientist?  Albert Antstein

What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique

What do you call it when ants run away together? Anteloping

 


@nozzer There's a strong example of evolution; ants anteloping. Funny

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Minivanman
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Where's your antenna?

I switched to digital. Cool smiley

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I’ve decided to sell my Hoover – it was just collecting dust.

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

I was having dinner with my boss, and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Noz?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.

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The court was absolutely packed. The public gallery was full to the brim. Just as the defence lawyer was giving evidence to the judge, the judge stopped him and said..

"I don't believe a word of it!". He turned to the public gallery and said.. "He says that the defendant thought he was having sex with a ghost. Has anyone here ever had sex with a ghost?"

A little chap at the back put his hand up and said "me sir, I have".

The judge said to him " what? You are actually telling me that you have had sex with a ghost?"

To which the little chap replied "oh dear, I'm awfully sorry m'lud, I thought you said a goat".

 

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All of a sudden there was a blinding flash and the lights went out, and I heard someone shout..  "NO NO NO NURSE, I SAID REMOVE HIS SPECTACLES!!"

 Ouch Shocked

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I've just invented a new word.

Plagiarism. 

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@Minivanman 

You want to be careful putting that in writing. Someone might copy it! Roll eyes

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