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Minivanman
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Who is ant-ticipating the next ant joke. :rolleyes:

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And with these 'jokes' this thread is turning into its antithesis.

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@nozzer wrote:

Who is the most famous ant scientist?  Albert Antstein

What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique

What do you call it when ants run away together? Anteloping

 


@nozzer 

Excellant!   :thumbsup:

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@Mook wrote:

And with these 'jokes' this thread is turning into its antithesis.


 

But there's no need to rant about it!

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Is this going to be the currant 'duck' thread?

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Re: Have you heard the one about …

At the risk of being pedantic can you all stop, please!

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On another theme..  how many "words" can you make by replacing the "cat.." part of a word by "dog"?

Like a place of worship is a doghedral. 

Or dogegorical.  Dogion.

Dogalog. 

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Cathouse replaced by doghouse?

Been in one, but not the other. :wink:

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An angry insect Army officer?

A militant Lieutenant.

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An outside ant - anterior.

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Can we draw a line on these puns, ideally about the same length as the Antonine Wall

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No, sorry @Mook. I find them a good antidepressant.

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Chap jumps out of a Plane........parachute fails to open.

Big hand comes out of the sky and gently lowers him to the ground.

His mate says that's amazing how did you do that

He replies, I shouted Alah save me.

His mate replies I must remember that.

Years later on one of the jumps his parachute fails to open and he shouts, Alah save me.

Big hand comes out of the sky and lowers him to the ground.

He says....Thank Crst for that......

Big foot comes out of the sky and squashes him.

 

NB: All mispelling deliberate.

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Chap goes to the doctor with stomach pains.

Doctor prescribes him suppositories......use twice a day...

One week later he is back at the doctors........They don' t work......

For what use they are I might have well stuck them up my (Censored)...Clue...begins with A.

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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an aeroplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied,
"Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
"Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate? "
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith"
The rabbi then asked him,
"Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied,
"Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said,

 


"Better than a ham sandwich, isn't it?"

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