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Or Bob Marley's funeral as well, apparently it was jammin' 

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The guy who invented predictive text has passed away - his funfair is next Monkey.

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Question. ...  What goes clop?

 

Answer. ... A one legged horse.

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Apple have finally developed a self driving electric car, but it is not available for sale yet due to unexplained difficulties in installing windows.

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Our local courier driver died last week.

His funeral is later today... sometime between 12:00 and 3:30pm.

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@Minivanman ......and his body will be left in the dustbin by the door!!!!!

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My local bakery is in dire straits, so they're giving away a portion of fries with every purchase.

I gave them money for muffin, got my chips for free. :cheesy:

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How do you tell the difference between a female ant and a male ant?

First put it on the surface of some water. If it sinks it's female, if it floats it's buoyant.

 

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If Donald continues to be President and Boris Prime Minister, will it be like be like toupees in a pod.?
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@nozzer 

"How do you tell the difference between a female ant and a male ant?

First put it on the surface of some water. If it sinks it's female, if it floats it's buoyant"

If they both float, might it be a transiant.

... you haven't seen my coat have you? :wink:

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If it starts praying, it's a supplicant.

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Anyone getting sycophants?

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Oh dear, this ant one could run. :wink:

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If it's packing a trunk it's an elephant.

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Who is the most famous ant scientist?  Albert Antstein

What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique

What do you call it when ants run away together? Anteloping