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I have a collection of used batteries if anyone wants them, they’re all free of charge!

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I met my wife on the net, we were both useless trapeze artists. :rolleyes: 

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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

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Isn't that a re-hash of this one?  :wink:

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Well spotted - your memory is better than mine. :embarrassed:

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The leisure centre, that on inside of a gents' lavatory cubicle door confronted the sitting member with am ad for snorkelling lessons?

It's true!:shocked:

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Is that a euphemism for something?

If so, it's a new one on me. :wink:

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OK, how about this. :smiley:

“I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting.” 

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@Minivanman wrote:

Is that a euphemism for something?

If so, it's a new one on me. :wink:


For what?:undecided:

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@Luzern 

Really? :rolleyes:

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Ah! You're saying 'sitting' lacka  a consonant  at the second position? :shocked:;)

 

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In a medieval court there was a lot of low whispering about the queen periodically inviting young men with lutes, lyres, zithers and harps to her chamber. Eyes were raised, so they  with care and tact asked the king's chamberlain.

Oh he said. The King knows all about it. he doesn't mind a bit. They only come for Her Majesty's Minstrel Cycle. 

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During surely?

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Did you hear that the funeral of the guy that invented USB didn't go to well, apparently they tried to lower the coffin but it wouldn't go in till they turned it around!

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.... or about the inventor of the crossword puzzle?

Apparently you can find his grave at fourteen across twelve down. :tongue: