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TTman
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@Anonymous @Minivanman Its ok....so amI:2funny:

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Paddy is delighted to have fooled the ferry company,  he's bought a return ticket... and he's not coming back!

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At last, I’ve found a job - helping a one armed typist print capital letters.

 

It’s shift work. :cheesy:

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I saw an elephant on the TV the other day. Then I saw the mouse. I learned a lot about compression.

My irascible friend wanted to own something exotic, so he bought a crocodile.

Last I heard of him; he was in a pet.

No one has to agree with my opinion, but in the time I have left a miracle would be nice.
Minivanman
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@Luzern 

That's very cerebral. :tongue:

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@Minivanman In other words, you don't understand the humour. Be honest now!:cheesy:

No one has to agree with my opinion, but in the time I have left a miracle would be nice.
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Honestly? I'm not sure. :smiley:

TTman
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I’ve got a lot of photos of egg whites. I keep them in a photo albumen

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Boris in now the Prime Minister! :2funny:

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A friend has forwarded this post from his local community messaging app:

Hi, Has anyone got a lightweight wheelchair which will fold easily into boot of car please for an elderly person they want to sell?

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Minivanman
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Some of those community sites can be hilarious, and with so many posts seemingly from young Mums for some reason I do wonder about their past educashun.

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@Minivanman   Indeed so.

 

As a photographer, the local rag's classified ad I'll always remember was one which had obviously been transcribed over the phone - which began:

 

For sale: Esselar camera   :lipsrsealed:

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TTman
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In this hot weather I keep ice cream and fruit in the car, but then I am a sundae driver

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I went to the best ever burger van today. It was so good, it had 4 Michelin tyres.

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As a schoolboy I remember Exchange & Mart ran an advert  :

“Wanted new or good condition second hand coffin.”