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22-07-2019 3:54 PM
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@Anonymous @Minivanman Its ok....so amI
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22-07-2019 5:53 PM
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Paddy is delighted to have fooled the ferry company, he's bought a return ticket... and he's not coming back!
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24-07-2019 6:42 PM
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At last, I’ve found a job - helping a one armed typist print capital letters.
It’s shift work.
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24-07-2019 8:07 PM
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I saw an elephant on the TV the other day. Then I saw the mouse. I learned a lot about compression.
My irascible friend wanted to own something exotic, so he bought a crocodile.
Last I heard of him; he was in a pet.
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25-07-2019 2:36 AM
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That's very cerebral.
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25-07-2019 3:44 PM
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@Minivanman In other words, you don't understand the humour. Be honest now!
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25-07-2019 4:23 PM
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Honestly? I'm not sure.
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25-07-2019 10:51 PM
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I’ve got a lot of photos of egg whites. I keep them in a photo albumen
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26-07-2019 11:24 AM
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Boris in now the Prime Minister!
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26-07-2019 3:20 PM
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A friend has forwarded this post from his local community messaging app:
Hi, Has anyone got a lightweight wheelchair which will fold easily into boot of car please for an elderly person they want to sell?
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Re: Have you heard the one about …
26-07-2019 3:32 PM - edited 26-07-2019 3:34 PM
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Some of those community sites can be hilarious, and with so many posts seemingly from young Mums for some reason I do wonder about their past educashun.
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26-07-2019 4:06 PM - edited 26-07-2019 4:07 PM
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@Minivanman Indeed so.
As a photographer, the local rag's classified ad I'll always remember was one which had obviously been transcribed over the phone - which began:
For sale: Esselar camera
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26-07-2019 4:33 PM
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In this hot weather I keep ice cream and fruit in the car, but then I am a sundae driver
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26-07-2019 4:55 PM
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26-07-2019 4:58 PM - edited 26-07-2019 4:59 PM
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As a schoolboy I remember Exchange & Mart ran an advert :
“Wanted new or good condition second hand coffin.”
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