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Grassed.....

Granada News and BBC News Northwest
Skelmersdale 5am for 40 minutes !!
Two women caught on CCTV nicking a neighbours newly laid Lawn Turf !!
They had two prams waiting further up the street
One for the Turf, the other full of electrical items !
They have been "Grassed Up" and are known and Police are "Looking into the theft"
Perhaps the CCTV Footage should have the soundtrack of Tom Jones's Green Green Grass of Home ?
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Re: Grassed.....

Should have been told to "Sod off"!  Wink
Geoff,
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Re: Grassed.....

They could be turfed out their homes & into her majesty's pleasure Wink
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Could of been told to put the "Sod's down" : Grin
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Re: Grassed.....

Quote from: PlusComUK

Two women caught on CCTV nicking a neighbours newly laid Lawn Turf !!
They have been "Grassed Up" and are known and Police are "Looking into the theft"

The investigation is being lead by Inspector  Dixon of Dock Green.
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Re: Grassed.....

Now I'm confused... which side of the fence is now greenest?  Crazy
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When caught, the Police will lay down the Law...n

The original CCTV video is better quality, but the Police have that.
The footage shown was taken on a mobile phone, off the CCTV Monitor / TV
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Re: Grassed.....

Perhaps it was Patrick Mower from Emmerdale?  Cheesy
Geoff,
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Re: Grassed.....

Talk about Picking @ your target(s) Grin
Whole new meaning to Cut Above the Rest  Cheesy
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Re: Grassed.....

Maybe they were going to take it to the turf accountant Undecided

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Re: Grassed.....

Only for seeing if they could afford their bale money Tongue
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Anchor.. the green green grass... to your laannddd....  Cheesy Grin
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Re: Grassed.....

The estimate of £30 for the turf seems way out to me.
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They'll skip a HeartBeat when the discover they have been caught on camera & will want to employ Claude Jeremiah Greengrass for their legal council Tongue  Cheesy Grin