Got to love foreign language text books (Czech)

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You would never learn this in any UK textbook

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Sure it's not Hungarian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY

[#3]

Why is it the first words one learns in a foreign language tend to be swear words.
I have a few in Gujarati and Swahili

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@ randpwar - haha, got to love Monty Python sketches! Is definitely Czech
@ Strat - Indeed. Foreign languages are a lot some colourful with some of their swear words/phrases too.

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You have to wonder how you get to the stage where you need those phrases without already speaking the language pretty well 

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One or two of the most insulting phrases I know refer to having relations with close relations...if you see what I mean
In communities with very close family ties such phrases are very popular in disputes..

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I wonder what the Czech is for "I told you to wash your hands after making that curry.."

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Quote from: WTF

You have to wonder how you get to the stage where you need those phrases without already speaking the language pretty well

It comes in handy when married to one whose mother tongue is Gujarati in my case.
That way you know when you are being sworn at. The rest comes naturally.
I'm not fluent Gujarati by the way.

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Quote from: AlaricAdair

I wonder what the Czech is for "I told you to wash your hands after making that curry.."

Já jsem ti říkal že měl/měla si umýt ruce po uvaření curry
Though it doesn't make any sense...