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Got the worst job in the world?...think again!!

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Registered: 30-08-2007

Got the worst job in the world?...think again!!

Just got this from my daughter in New Zealand
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day,'
[even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson..
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the
thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: Got the worst job in the world?...think again!!

That's funny but a bit worrying  Wink