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Free bag of sand [Old Joke]

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Free bag of sand [Old Joke]

Microsoft are said to be about to offer users a free bag of sand to fill
up their egg-timer cursors.
Apparently the move comes in a bid to cure a bug in the Windows
operating system where an empty egg timer appears on the screen for
several minutes at a time - hammering productivity.
Senior code director Hugh Bortdacrap said; "It was simple oversight. We
forgot to put sand in the egg timers giving the appearance that the
system had hung. This was a malfunction at the plant where the sand is
converted to the glass used in Windows. They have needed to use more
sand to toughen the glass as the windows just kept on breaking. After
all this there was not enough for the egg timer."
In the next revision of the operating system, which is currently in beta
testing under the code name 'Vista', coders at Microsoft promise a
bigger egg timer with more sand.
To register for your free Microsoft Sand Bag simply email your name,
address, date of birth, a passport photograph, your bank details. a
valid credit card number and a scan of your passport to:
free.sand@microsoft.com. Alternatively just open any of your email
attachments and run them and the data will be collected automatically.