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For all you romantics.

Minivanman
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For all you romantics.

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Minivanman
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Re: For all you romantics.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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agedgopher
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@Minivanman

Thank you that is brilliant and so accurate.

Jonpe
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Re: For all you romantics.

At the weekend a colleague asked his wife if she liked Paris, she said yes.  He then asked if she liked Barcelona, to which she also answered yes.  Naturally she thought he was planning to whisk her away to one of those two cities for Valentine's Day, but instead he sat down on the sofa, turned on the TV, and invited her to watch the football match between Paris St Germain and Barcelona.

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@Minivanman

Love those funny letters, that one was well funny! Grin

Topic for new thread perhaps? Be good to have one central resource for funny stuff. Thumbs Up

Minivanman
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I doubt plusnet would introduce a separate thread or board for these sort of 'funnies' although I did suggest it some time back. It's nice to throw them in now and them as it lightens the mood when some of these threads go dark. Cool

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@Minivanman

No.., my suggestion was for your next topic. Thumbs Up