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First they came for our sausage shapes...

Minivanman
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First they came for our sausage shapes...

First those veggies came for our sausage shapes, then cutlets, then it was burgers and now.... bacon!

What treachery is this from these people, and I really am at a loss to know why those that object to eating meat, want to eat things that look like meat. 🤔

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It's meat Jim, but not as we know it. 😂

 


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Re: First they came for our sausage shapes...

Funny how all these 'veggies'/'vegans'/'vogans' still seem to want their food to look like what everyone else eats?

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@jab1 

Indeed, and you've just beaten me to my edit! 

It's a funny old world at times to be sure and one where so many changes cause us all to trip over ourselves.


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Re: First they came for our sausage shapes...

I suspect that they are equally happy eating a handful of lentils, it’s more of an attempt to fool the unwary into eating this stuff.

If it looks a bit like meat, smells a bit like meat and tastes meaty when badly cooked, but isn’t meat, then it’s probably stuffed full of chemicals.

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@Baldrick1 

Fooling themselves more like. 🙄


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@Minivanman 

Why? Can’t they stand the look of whatever it is that they eat and need to synthetically need to make it look like something they don’t want to eat? Stop the world, I want to get off!

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Never heard of Vogans @jab1, had to look it up.

The surname Vogan is derived from the Welsh word gwgan

Amazing the education we get around here. 😋

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@Minivanman 

Not a fan of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? Or is that Vogon? 

 

 

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@Minivanman wrote:

Never heard of Vogans @jab1, had to look it up.

The surname Vogan is derived from the Welsh word gwgan

Amazing the education we get around here. 😋

Vogan Name Meaning, Family History, Family Crest & Coats of Arms (houseofnames.com)


@Minivanman Didn't even know the name existed, but it describes our veggie-chomping friends nicely.🤣

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Big fan back in the day and still have the book somewhere.

Where they the ones that came to put the motorway thorough? 


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Re: First they came for our sausage shapes...

@Minivanman  Vogons are from Hitchikers Vogans were in Dr Who!!Thumbs_Up

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@Minivanman 

Yep, “Resistance is Useless!!”

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Just one question: If we all turn vegan what happens to all the livestock in the country, is it just slaughtered cos the farmers as sure as hell are not going to pay for them on the farms!!!!!

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Re: First they came for our sausage shapes...

Had one of my favourites today. Crispy streaky bacon, chips, fried tomatoes, with plenty of fruity sauce.

 

I bet that artificial cack can't be crispy-fied.

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@TTman wrote:

Just one question: If we all turn vegan what happens to all the livestock in the country, is it just slaughtered cos the farmers as sure as hell are not going to pay for them on the farms!!!!!


Farmers would simply stop breeding livestock, given an option to sell the land for housing or paid to let it go wild, sounds daft but the way things are going it could be we are all forced down the vegan path ……

Not likely to be correct but some claim livestock produce more pollution in the world than cars…

 

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