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Employee Happiness Kit

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Employee Happiness Kit

Employee Happiness Kit 

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
    * Workloads getting to you?
    * Feeling stressed?
    * Too many priorities and assignments?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.

Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
Regards
The Management
Will Moderate For Thanks