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Don't Feed the Ducks

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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

Yup! still swanning around...
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Never realised this woul d rake up so many posts when I started this thread Smiley
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ive been swanning about this thread as ive run out of puns or have i  Undecided
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Someone must have posted your signet ure tune on your Spotify list by now Asbo.

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Is anyone having roast duck or goose this christmas?  Smiley
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That's a bit of a personal question Shutter Embarrassed

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so are you ducking the answer then????  Roll_eyes
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It goose without saying that he's not going to share such a revelation with us.
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Quote from: shutter
Is anyone having roast duck or goose this christmas?  Smiley

i like qauckling, so there will be sure to be some pork on the meat selection
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He's chickened out me thinks Wink
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A duck walks into a drug store and buys a chapstick. The clerk says, Will that be cash or charge? The duck says, Just put it on my bill
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that`s a quacker....................................... it`s the way I tell `em  Grin
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ive seen a bird i havent seen before on my feeder, i wonder how much the council would fine me for feeding this species of bird
the bear faced cheek of the council
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I met a little lad the other day - he'd just been given two parrots (very early Xmas present)
He'd decided to name them '1' and '2'
I enquired as to why he'd chosen those names - apparently its forward planning!
If 1 dies, he'll still have 2.
If 2 die, he'll still have 1.
Kids eh?
/runs
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how do you know it`s a bird.... it may be a bloke.... dressed in a bear costume of course !...  Cheesy