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Don't Feed the Ducks

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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

Just picked up on this thread ......
I haven't been to Trafalgar Square recently - but do they still allow feeding the pigeons there - with people selling food ?
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

Quote from: ASBO
If you have two ducks in front of two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks and two ducks between two ducks, how many ducks do you have?



8?
No hang on this has to be a trick question....
2 in front of 2 = 4
2 behind 2 = 4 = 8
2 between 2 = 4 = 12?
OMG I can't beleive I've even tried to answer that Roll_eyes
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

Thinking.... Undecided
4  Smiley

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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

and the quack award goes to strat
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

I would go for 4,
ASCII Ducks to the rescue...
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      (  6 )-_,            (  6 )-_,            (  6 )-_,            (  6 )-_,
(\___ )=='-'      (\___ )=='-'        (\___ )=='-'        (\___ )=='-'     
  \ .  ) )              \ .  ) )                \ .  ) )              \ .  ) )
  \ `-' /                  \ `-' /                  \ `-' /                \ `-' /       
~'`~'`~'`~'`~~'`~'`~'`~'`~~'`~'`~'`~'`~~'`~'`~'`~'`~~'`~'`~'`~'`~~'`~'

EDIT - I had the4 right answer before it was confirmed as the right answer - but I was busy drawing ducks...
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

note to forum users please do not feed james_g's  ducks, 80 pound fixed penalty applys  Grin
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

Not wanting to duck the question is the answer 4?
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

look at the answers on the bottom of the previous page, its all there
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

well the council have obviously been following this thread -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8366850.stm

commonsense prevails!! Smiley
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

That's good news.  I wonder how much money has been wasted by this loony left council which could have been better spent.
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

There is a link to an earlier similar story in June from Leicester City Council. who say they are going to give £80 fines, but they have put up signs first ! ! !
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

We should get the bunting out and celebrate then...
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

Why put up signs?  Let people get on with their own lives and carry on feeding the ducks.  I have never seen it cause any problems Sad
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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

You lot still flapping around in here eh?
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