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Don't Feed the Ducks

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Re: Don't Feed the Ducks

I've got to be quackers reading this lot Wink
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The content is wholesomemeal anyhow!
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That was a bit corny Josie  Roll_eyes
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theres some old jokes and new ones in this thread so i think its best of both
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Not sure how we got from duck jokes to bread jokes but I'll rise to the occasion  Cheesy

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Do you not mean RAISE?  Cool
I need a new signature... i'm bored of the old one!
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thats proving the point at yeast
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Grammer is the yeast of his problems Wink
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Bad puns in this thread has become a cottage industry.
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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And there's artmo sandwiched between two Peter's
Edit: er! three Peter's actually I suppose!!
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Well and truly toasted Smiley
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You wouldn't be on about Peter's Cornish Pasties would you Shocked
These jokes get crumb..ier by the post Lips_are_sealed
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is this thread starting to go stale now  Roll_eyes
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Dunno, but I'll have a gander later.

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I'd rake through the evidence first Wink