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Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

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Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

The parliamentary candidate David Miliegg has proposed that, should he be elected, a new Department for Domestic Social Responsibility should be formed. This Department will deal with the scourge of antisocial behaviour. Offences will be reported by family members and, if proven, fines levied or re-training given.
Example of this type of reportable behaviour include:

  • Squeezing the toothpaste tube in the middle

  • Allowing the loo roll to almost run out and not replace it

  • Watching CSI when other important sporting events are on the other channel


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Re: Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

Leaving 'skidmarks' in the toilet pan.  Lips are sealed
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Re: Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

not clearing your table in fast food outlets.
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Re: Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

Shouting and screaming foul abuse at the TV when politicians appear on screen.
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Re: Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

Talking to the TV in general.
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Re: Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

Quote from: AlaricAdair
The parliamentary candidate David Miliegg has proposed that, should he be elected, a new Department for Domestic Social Responsibility should be formed. This Department will deal with the scourge of antisocial behaviour. Offences will be reported by family members and, if proven, fines levied or re-training given.
Example of this type of reportable behaviour include:


  • Allowing the loo roll to almost run out and not replace it




Surely, this is acceptable..... otherwise replacing a loo roll that has not run out would be a waste...
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Re: Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

Replacing the top on the toothpaste even when it's of the hinged variety
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Re: Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

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not clearing your table in fast food outlets.

This is acceptable.....
the companies are charging you for your food, and making a profit... that profit is supposed to cover costs in the "service" of that food.  by not providing staff to clear tables, they are "playing" on the "vulnerability" of "shame on you" for not "helping out" by doing their job... and paying the company to do it for them...
If you accept that you "should" clear your table, then you should also get behind the counter, and cook and prepare the food, with the same gusto and attitude......
.. the company would make even more profit from you then...
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Blowing your nose into a handkerchief then examining the contents. Roll eyes

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Re: Domestic Anti-social Behaviour

@ Mav... you need brains not to do that.... Oops... that`s what it was last time.........  Huh...