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Do you understand women??

kdoug007
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Do you understand women??

i mean most  guys  are  not that handsome..  hairy ..  smelly .. look aweful...  sometimes  wash..
 
  I  therefore  ask ,,  what do women  see in a  guy!!!!!! ?? Cheesy
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Re: Do you understand women??

as for your question, no i dont understand how a womens mind works Tongue and sometimes id prefer not too lol
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Re: Do you understand women??

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i mean most  guys  are  not that handsome..  hairy ..  smelly .. look aweful...  sometimes  wash..
   
  I  therefore  ask ,,  what do women  see in a  guy!!!!!! ?? Cheesy
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 I  therefore  ask ,,  what do women  see in a  guy!!!!!! ?? Cheesy

Er they wanna get laid?
Opposites attract remember. Guys like pretty well kept women who smell nice and look after themselves. I can only conclude that women seek the opposite.
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Why did God make woman?
So there would be just one thing that men would never be able to explain about God's creation.
God's tricky like that.
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Why do women get married in white?
So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances  Grin
Ok, I know thats terrible.. here's another instead:
I went to my solicitor and told him I was looking to get a divorce because my wife hadn't spoken to me in six months, he told me to think it over, "wives like that are hard to get!"
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I gave up trying to understand years ago.
I am very lucky to have a young, beautiful and absolutely wonderful wife.
My second but I still don't understand how her or any female mind works Cheesy

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What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A: Wedding Cake!
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i mean most  guys  are  not that handsome..  hairy ..  smelly .. look aweful...  sometimes  wash..
   
  I  therefore  ask ,,  what do women  see in a  guy!!!!!! ?? Cheesy

Just wondering.....  are you a woman? 
Seems strange that a woman should ask this question..... Huh
there again...
seems strange that a bloke would ask the question  Kiss
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Why do women get married in white?
So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances  Grin


Absolutely PMSL!!!!  Grin
I don't understand women, and I've never tried....they're crazy  Grin
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From a purely technical point of view; women aren't like normal people, they're wired wrong.
Call me 'w23'
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Wasn't woman made from a spare rib of the man.
Well our local Tesco has a freezer full of spare ribs. I hope they don't escape and start breeding Shocked
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They might get together and start a ribellion !  Cheesy
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 I  therefore  ask ,,  what do women  see in a  guy!!!!!! ?? Cheesy

Er they wanna get laid?
Opposites attract remember. Guys like pretty well kept women who smell nice and look after themselves. I can only conclude that women seek the opposite.

Thanks  Sprite..  the  bit in the  jigsaw  is  complete  haaaaa
thanks  spart , i  need  to buy a  pork chop  today!
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dick:green Duplicated post removed.
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