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Did I read that sign right?

pierre_pierre
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Did I read that sign right?


TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD, FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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techguy
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

Very good
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

great fun.
VileReynard
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

community
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

There is a funny website for this.
It shows pictures of signs photographed by tourists it is 
http://www.engrishfunny.com
techguy
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

That also did the rounds as a presentation some time ago too, was very funny.
community
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

The funniest one I ever saw was a photo of a sign above a toilet seat with these fine words of advice.......
"Please remain seated during the entire performance"  Grin
glyndev
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

Saw this above a urinal in a motorway services a couple of years ago.
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

How about this one seen on a walk
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

198kHz
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

I wasn't sure whether this was a typo or not.
Remember you are unique - just like everyone else
Lurker
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

Is the thread title deliberately ironic?
techguy
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

Quote from: 4Candles
I wasn't sure whether this was a typo or not.

Nice to see the owners have a sense of humour eh?
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

I've mentioned this before, but ages ago on a empty shop there was the usual "Bill Posters will be Prosecuted" sign.
Someone had written on it "Bill Posters is innocent".
Quality Grin
techguy
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Re: Did I read that sign right?

Yes brilliant.
I once saw in the back of a really old Skoda a sign that said "fart propelled"
Obviously the owner had a sense of humour