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Design a Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room

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Design a Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room

A bit of light relief from all the heavy political stuff running on the forum at the moment.

 

Here are some ideas of a "Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room"...  perhaps others can design theirs..

 

Name ..... The Police Station.....

Ideally, this wiould be a "refurb" of a disused cop shop... but could, with some ingenuity and design, be on a main high street near you....( note .... copyright exists on my ideas.... if you want to adopt it... then pay me.... )

On entering the premises... you are entering the " charge desk"  or the "reception office desk"... here you can book in, to your CELL...  the waiiting staff, are dressed in mock police outfits....

You are taken to your selected/booked cell... all cells are "private" areas , with a high screen around them and possibly a small square "window" with three upright bars to stop you escaping into the next one.  This is an old design change on the original american "speak easy"  type of bar/cafe.   Inside the cell, there is low lighting... possibly a single low wattage bulb in the middle of the ceiliing area... a plain table. and bench seating...  there is a button on the wall, for "emeregency help"....

press the button...and blue flashing lights and police sirens go off... a member of the waiting staff will appear and take your food & drink order.   When the order is ready... you will be frog marched to the main dining area... with rows of long tables and again, bench seating... !... your food/drink will be collected by you,  from the main kitchen hatch on the way...

On completion of your food & drink order. you will then be escorted back to the "charge desk" and be given the bill... if you don`t pay it .... you WILL be arrested, and taken to a real police station....

 

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Re: Design a Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room


@shutter wrote:

 

Name ..... The Police Station....

 


@shutter 

Well at least that name would be a change from the more usual "Copper Kettle"   Funny

 

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Re: Design a Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room

Speciality dish - porridge?  😉

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Re: Design a Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room

I'd have one that is perfectly normal, and I'd name it this:

"The House of Commoners"


With the subtext of "No politicians allowed", though gammon would be served... 😁

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Re: Design a Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room

I'd call mine the Choke 'n' Boak or for a family friendly feel Sam and Ella's.

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Re: Design a Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room

On Good Friday in 1930 the BBC announced "There is no news". Then they played piano music instead. 😊


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Re: Design a Fantasy Cafe/Tea Room

@Minivanman  Thanks for the `bump` Wink