Daz in trouble with the law !

[#1]

Emmerdale actor Mark Jordan, has been charged with GBH after biting a pensioner... and is likely to lose his job in Emmerdale, if he gets proven guilty....

Perhaps his defence will say  " he was only doing "research", your honour, into his character on the telly..... "

And most of the characters in Emmerdale have criminal records, for murder, drugs, theft, burglary, gbh, to name a few ....

[#2]

Well it wouldn't be a soap if they hadn't.

[#3]

Hmm.... I suppose they are all Suds pects !

[#4]

Oh here we go, @shutter should reported for making a really bad joke.

Not really 

Mind you I hardly watch soaps now, last time I watched Emmerdale was many years ago.

[#5]

Hmm   I see that the description of "General Chat" board has changed..... it used to say... A place for off -topic chat and likely to contain atrocious puns.... but maybe the rules have changed  ? ? ? 

I suppose that I will have to "clean up" my act.     ! 

[#6]

@Alex & @Mayfly  With reference to my previous post.... I suppose I should use DAZ in preference to anything else !

[#7]

Those Emmerdale Daz ads were the best Ads on the TV at the time.

[#8]

When did Emmerdale Farm drop the 'farm'.

Shows how long since I've seen it....can't say 'watched it' as that implies a voluntary action which it wasn't.

[#9]

Not going to Google it @Strat as that would be cheating. 

It has got to be been at least 20 years ago, maybe more (that's a guess), I was young enough to remember it being called that.

*Waits for someone to Google or Wikipedia it to tell me I am wrong* 

[#10]

Yeah, it was a long, long time ago....  the way the progamme is written now, it should be known as Dingle Dell, as just about everyone is a Dingle in it now.... !

The days of "homely chats around the farmhouse kitchen table" to sort out any problems, or going to have a pint with Seth, at the Woolpack, have long gone..

[#11]

Yes - I think that family should have gotten a better TV a long time ago.