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Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

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Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

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TORPC
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

stick some food down & net it Grin
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

The woman owner should be ostrichised for her careless rear. It might cause an accident.
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TORPC
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

ostrich meat for tea then Cheesy
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

They ought to be grateful that the thing can't fly  Smiley
We gave my son a 'keeper for a day' at Birdland at Bourton-on-the-Water for his last birthday (which he thoroughly enjoyed, by the way)  and the only bird he wasn't allowed anywhere near, for safety reasons. was the Rhea
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

@TORPC - we used to buy ostrich meat and pate from a farm near where we stayed in France. Very tasty.
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

The owner lady looked very nervous on the tv interview this morning .....
Not sure if it was because she was on tv, or because of any consequences of "allowing" her "pet" to escape....
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

It seems an odd thing to keep as a pet.
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

I Have come across a few dangerous birds in my time.  Wink
TORPC
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

More so when they come to the monthly mating ritual(s)  Lips are sealed
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

Quote from: artmo
It seems an odd thing to keep as a pet.

We must go to the same places Wink Wink
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Re: Dangerous giant bird on the loose in Hertfordshire countryside

Sausages.....



Giant flightless rhea that has rampaged through Hertfordshire for a month has been shot - and will be turned into SAUSAGES

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624916/Giant-flightless-rhea-rampaged-Hertfordshire-month-s...