Aw! c'mon shutter shutter you're not that young!
Shark infested custard...of course!!
I seem to recall no less a vaunted periodical than the much missed Readers Digest used a lot of these in their humour columns.
Edit: you posted that at almost exactly the same time I did Strat!!
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.
When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
