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Daftest song lyric… that works

randpwar
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Daftest song lyric… that works

I was driving to our nearest town last night to pick up my son from Sea Scouts and was cosily doo-wapping to Radio 2 when they, very timely, played a song for all ‘Parent Taxis’ a regular slot apparently. They played ‘Once in a Lifetime’ by Talking Heads, a particular favourite of mine as it happens, which has the daftest lyric I’ve come across ‘….there is water at the bottom of the ocean’…..but, somehow it just fits very well.
What’s the daftest lyric you know?
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Re: Daftest song lyric… that works

Cool Well it's got to be...
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TORPC
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GT anyone ?Huh
Ok ok
GT = Google Translate Roll eyes Cheesy
How many was thinking
Car Racing games
Or
A favourite tipple for some ?Huh
Or
That game that shareholders also like to play at our expense
Golf Tea no thanks mines a coffee Roll eyes Cheesy
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No contest Cheesy Not sure if it 'works' as such, but hey...
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From Genesis - I Know What I Like
Quote
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench,
I can always hear them talk.
Me, I'm just a lawnmower you can tell me by the way I walk.

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randpwar
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Funny you mention Genesis because SWMBO bought me The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway CD for Xmas and immediately I remembered the lyrics from Carpet Crawlers ' The porcelain manikin with shattered skin fears attack……..and the tickler takes his sticleback’

I only ever previously had the album in vinyl which jumped in a few places consistently; consequently, it’s only since Xmas that I’ve been able to hear those words!
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lyrics ?


Or to back on topic
"My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite, who's choking on a splinter"
or
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob goo
198kHz
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Crazy chorus -

Not young enough to know everything
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My favourite
I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
There's a tear up the front. It's red and black.
I've had it for months.
If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I know a room full of musical tunes.
Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork.
Let's go into the other room and make them work.
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John Kettley.....
John Kettley.....
JOHN KETTLEY.....

John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman and so is Michael Fish.


There's also David Bowie's Laughing Gnome, with some of the greatest puns ever made. Haven't you got a gnome to go to? No! We're gnome-ads!
@PitchBlack love that tune. Beck is ace.
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Grin
Not young enough to know everything
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Jimmy Cliff - I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone, I can see all obstacles in my way....
Paul Young - Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you....
Cheesy
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Cool From the gird...
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Re: Daftest song lyric… that works

How about the old classic?
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