Daft Silly Tattoo

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No I'm not a great fan of tattoos but I was wondering what is the silliest daftest one you have seen recently.
I'm prompted to ask because yesterday I had to second look someone who had a tattooed beard. Best described as cartoonish.
I'm left wondering what's the point of this sort of tat. It's seems more like a form of self abuse.

[#2]

In our local Tesco there was a man who had 'cut here' tattooed around his neck

[#3]

I hear of young women who have their eyebrows removed and then replaced with tattooed ones

[#4]

Yes definitely class that as daft artmo.
I can sort of understand the spider webs, animals, anchors etc.
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But it comes down to are the "eyebrows" realistic.
When I said the beard was cartoonish I wasn't kidding.

[#5]

Quote from: artmo

In our local Tesco there was a man who had 'cut here' tattooed around his neck

Probably inspired by Grand Theft Auto 5's Trevor, who has the same tattoo on his neck:

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[#7]

And then there's dafter than daft...
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-01-30/tattoo-artist-offers-free-tattoos-of-donald-trump/

[#8]

The individual I referred to in Post #1 was eventually promoted by Tesco. Once promoted he wore a shirt that was fully buttoned to hide the tattoo. I think this was a condition of promotion as other employees did not have to follow this requirement.

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Woman defecates herself, gets bum tattoo to remember it

[#10]

I have a daft tattoo. It reminds me to never get drunk again.
I went out with some friends, got a bit (very) drunk and we decided to have a tattoo each. I chose mine, lay down and let the guy get on with it. After about half hour, maybe longer, he says to me.. "name?", so I give him my name ( I thought he was asking my name). He finished the tattoo and dressed it,I paid and away we went.
I woke up in the morning with a headache and a sore arm. I peeled the dressing off and read my own name on my arm!
It's still there. A constant reminder of how stupid I can be when under the influence.

[#11]

It's useful if you ever have a bout of amnesia, or raises a few questions if you had a bout of amnesia...

Quote from: Chilly

Woman defecates herself, gets bum tattoo to remember it

At least the tattoo wasn't depicting the event of her unintentional self-defecation...