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Daft Questions.

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Daft Questions.

Why do people ask daft questions ?
For example a woman asks her partner , "Does my bum look big in this " ? What man in his right mind is going to say Yes ?
Do you know any other daft questions ?
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Re: Daft Questions.

Child Passenger in car.... same 2 hour journey, every fortnight, been doing it for 5 years....... after about an hour.....
" are we nearly there, yet ?"
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Re: Daft Questions.

When my daughter constantly asked "Where are we?" I used to answer simply "Here"!

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Re: Daft Questions.

@Shutter
That was / still is a favourite with my kids Tongue
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Re: Daft Questions.

A week ago we were invited round to my son's for tea, we had Cottage Pie.
A couple of days ago my daughter invited me round for tea, we had Cottage Pie.
Afterwards she asked me which I preferred, her Cottage Pie or her brother's Cottage Pie.
How is a dad supposed to answer a question like that.
PS Cottage Pie is one of my favourite meals.
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Re: Daft Questions.

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Simple
Answer with a pinch of salt Wink
Seriously, that is a hard call
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Re: Daft Questions.

As cottage pie is one of  your favourite meals I think the simplest answer is that you'll have to be invited again soon to taste them both again before you can make up you mind.

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Putting off the inevitable Undecided.........is a great idea Smiley
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Re: Daft Questions.

In a bus driver and we do get asked some silly questions.

  • "what happened to the bus before you...it didn't come?"

  • "Is the next bus coming?"

  • "How long is the next bus?"

  • "Can I use a day return tomorrow?"


Quite entertaining at times.
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Re: Daft Questions.

You have just been knocked down by a cyclist, riding hell bent on the pavement.... a crowd gathers around you,.... and someone says......
"are you allright "......
Roll eyes
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Re: Daft Questions.

They can hear what is on the radio
Then they say
"What are you listening to"Tongue
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Re: Daft Questions.

I was on a bus going to town and we stopped at a bus stop and a woman got on.
"Meadowhead please"
"You need to cross the road, we're going to town"
"This is a 53 isn't it?"
"Yes, but you need the one across the road"
"Aren't you going to Meadowhead?"
"Yes...in about an hour"
There was more but eventually the woman accepted that if she crossed the road, Meadowhead was a 2 stop journey as opposed to a 1 hour round trip.
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Re: Daft Questions.

If you fall off that and break your leg! don't come running to me..
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Re: Daft Questions.

Another daft question - "Have you had your hair cut?"
I usually respond with something like "nope - just woke this morning and found it shorter than usual"Wink
The question is often replaced with the statement 'You've had your hair cut"
"Thanks for telling me - I wondered what had happened to it"  Shocked

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