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Cream Crackers !

shutter
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Cream Crackers !

Just a light hearted thought ! ...

Why?    Why are they called "cream" crackers?   they are dry, and flaky, and usually they are broken when you open the packet ( oh... they may well be "cream crackered" then ! ... )  and they also break , annoyingly,  when you try to put butter on them

 

 

 

Or are they really made with cream?

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Minivanman
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Re: Cream Crackers !

........ and why Mars Bars? Smiley


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Re: Cream Crackers !

Cream crackers got their name from the way they are manufactured (creamed).

Mars bars are called that because of the creator... Franklin Clarence Mars

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Re: Cream Crackers !

Yes I know what a rhetorical question is and I also understand humour.Smiley

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Re: Cream Crackers !

What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question.

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Re: Cream Crackers !


@jaread83 wrote:

Mars bars are called that because of the creator... Franklin Clarence Mars


Should they be called Mars' Bars, thenWink

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@Anonymous wrote:

What do you get if you cross a joke


Does it involve a bishop and an actress?Smiley

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Re: Cream Crackers !

"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question"

A punchline we already knew? Grin


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Re: Cream Crackers !


@Anonymous wrote:

What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question.


 

 

An M.P. answering embarrassing questions on t.v.

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@billnotben wrote:

rhetorical:


Thats a big word! Do tell me what it means Wink

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Re: Cream Crackers !

Rhe...  Rhet..........

I think it has something to do with "Gone with the Wind".