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Conspiracy theories

What's your favourite conspiracy theory?

  • Scientists have discovered how to permanently cure tooth decay, but dentists have suppressed the news.

  • Oil companies have discovered a cheap and easy alternative to petrol/diesel, but are suppressing the news



To keep it interesting let's not include the current/last Government in the dialogue, please.

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Ducks secretly rule the planet and Journeys is their agent.
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My Conspiracy Theory is....
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away....

I have hardly ever eaten any apples in my life... possibly about 20 in total... and rarely go to see the doc.... and he certainly does not call on me
My normal response to the above quote is
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why not an onion........ that will keep everybody away !  Grin


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  • Oil companies have discovered a cheap and easy alternative to petrol/diesel, but are suppressing the news


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That is not a conspiracy theory, that is a open secret.
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That is the best sort of conspiracy theory - some people believe it  Roll eyes
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Is it a conspiracy theory that there is a Ministry of Conspiracy Theories which spreads conspiracy theories?
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Ducks secretly rule the planet and Journeys is their agent.

I thought it was common knowledge that it's the mice that run planet.
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Ducks secretly rule the planet and Journeys is their agent.

No that's Artmo, I suffer from Anatidaephobia (as I've stated before), really drives me quackers.
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I thought it was common knowledge that it's the mice that run planet.

They are not mice. They are really hyper-intelligent pan dimensional beings projected into our universe.
Didn't anyone notice - the world ended on the 12/12/2012 at 12 minutes and 12 seconds past midday.
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No that's Artmo, I suffer from Anatidaephobia (as I've stated before), really drives me quackers.

I admit to having to look that one up  Cool
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Didn't anyone notice - the world ended on the 12/12/2012 at 12 minutes and 12 seconds past midday.

Nope - how would we know?

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Didn't anyone notice - the world ended on the 12/12/2012 at 12 minutes and 12 seconds past midday.

yeah, but don`t worry... it will start again at either 20mins to, or 20 mins past 12 on the 20th of 2012, give or take 20 seconds either side of "to" or "past" the hour. !  Cheesy
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Ducks secretly rule the planet and Journeys is their agent.


The only problem with visiting LadyBower Reservoir, Upper Derwent Valley in Derbyshire,   is all the duck faces about.

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Visited Ladybower many times but sadly missed these two.
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Santa...Doesn't really exist!
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Re: Conspiracy theories

One theory that has been dragged up again recently is that the Americans did not land on the moon but faked all the landings etc. to con the Russians into thinking the Americans had  "won".